“My mandolin slicer doesn’t have a julienne attachment.”
Archive for the ‘Food / Cooking’ Category
Not so Egg-cellent
Posted in Food / Cooking, tagged egg-cellent, eggs, eggy, funny, humor, inconveniences, internet, middle class, middle class woes on November 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“These eggs are too eggy.”
Just Dry Toast
Posted in Food / Cooking, tagged funny, humor, inconveniences, jam, jelly, middle class, peeves, toast, whine, woes on October 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“I wanted jam, but all I had was jelly.”
Breakfast is Ruined.
Posted in Food / Cooking, tagged breakfast sandwich, funny, humor, inconveniences, middle class, peeves, starbucks, starbucks breakfast sandwich, whine, woes on October 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“I left my Starbucks breakfast sandwich in the toaster oven too long while reheating it. Now it’s too crunchy…”
F**K Starbucks
Posted in Food / Cooking, tagged coffee bean, funny, humor, inconveniences, middle class, peeves, starbucks, whine, woes on October 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“I really want Coffee Bean, but its on the wrong side of the street”
What to eat?
Posted in Food / Cooking, Lifestyle, tagged baby, food blog, funny, humor, inconveniences, middle class, peeves, whine, woes on October 6, 2009 | 1 Comment »
“My favorite food blogger just had a baby and now doesn’t have time to post.”
Sub-Par
Posted in Food / Cooking on August 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My avocado isn’t ripe yet
Herb Fail
Posted in Food / Cooking, tagged cilantro, funny, herb salad, humor, inconveniences, middle class, peeves, whine, woes on July 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“There’s too much cilantro in my herb salad.”
Jelly Belly
Posted in Food / Cooking, tagged funny, humor, inconveniences, jelly beans, middle class, peeves, whine, woes on July 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“I ate too many jelly beans…”