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yetihead — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:30:50 +0000

“I have too many iPhone Apps.”

yetihead — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:25:10 +0000

“My mandolin slicer doesn’t have a julienne attachment.”

yetihead — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:22:27 +0000

“My parents were purchasing a house in Vegas but it fell through; now my friends and I have to rent a hotel room”

-Submitted by mshweet

yetihead — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:07:41 +0000

“My sake glass is too small.”

yetihead — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:39:31 +0000

It’s a real challenge to purchase potato chips, tortilla chips, and other such snacks in the right ratios for future consumption.

-Submitted by Phauxxy

yetihead — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:54:32 +0000

“I wanted chardonnay, but all they had was cabernet sauvignon.”

yetihead — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:25:20 +0000

“These eggs are too eggy.”

yetihead — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:00:07 +0000

“My new harddrive backup protection software requires Mac 10.5. Now I have to install Snow Leopard.”

yetihead — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:11:08 +0000

“I wanted jam, but all I had was jelly.”

yetihead — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:01:47 +0000

“I left my Starbucks breakfast sandwich in the toaster oven too long while reheating it. Now it’s too crunchy…”